Turtle on the Highway
Dutch Treat
Teaching Your Children to Read
Geoworks
Copyright and Mona
Y2K
Fakes
Watching
Samaranch on Steroids
Bad, Bad Kitty
Cry Me a River
Millenial Madness
Moby Clinton
Republicans of Virtue
Drugs
Michael Jordan's Pittance
Drug Me
The RCMP Get Gas
Taped Accompaniement
President Darwin
Kennedys
Frank the Hacker
Bloodletting
Thatcher
Enslaving the Internet
Copyright on Life Forms
CBC: Genetically Modified
Texas Team Names
Catriona
Another Jailhouse Snitch
Amazon
Idiotic Shopping
Rant of the Week
Ontario Hydro
Blue Jays 1999
Labatts
Oil
Garbage Compaqter
Killers
School Killers
The Festive Charlton
Last Refuges
Life Sentence
Intel
Freddie Shero
Windows 95
Exxon Sues Itself
Matrix Columbine
Why is Windows 98 So Bad?
Quagmire Sierra Leone
The Body of George Leigh Mallory
Everest Death Wish
Star Wars
The Next Everest
Capitalism
Fair and Tender Maidens
War Dead
Books
Ketchupy
Cutting Taxes
Mulroney Moons
A Visit to My Doctor
Your Hard Drive
Policing
Alternative Medicines
Cisneros
Butch Cassidy, the Sundance Kid, and Etta
Letter to Compaq
Pirates
William F. Buckley Jr.
Sports Psychopathology
100 Old White Men
Ikea
Renquist: Whistling Dixie
Shania Twain
Chiropractic Con
Vampires
Dylan's Voice
The Vinyl Record
MP3's
MP3
Lincoln and the Evangelicals
Just Say No
Cassie Bernall
Bernita
Subversion in Film
Backwards Progress
Photoplay
Norman Rockwell: Illustrator
Yamahaha
Lee Harvey Oswald
Capital Gains Bailout
Bezos
Cities
Rants of 1999