Rant of the Week

Obama's Dobson

What's the big deal?  This story will last as long as the media can milk it, and then on to the next "scandal".  What is Jeremiah Wright if not nothing more than Barack Obama's James Dobson?

James Dobson loves George Bush and regularly instructs him on who to nominate to the Supreme Court and who to appoint Attorney-General and whether or not God loves torture (he does-- because he also likes spanking).  Dobson is a crackpot neo-Victorian Puritan who has made himself extremely wealthy by easing parent's consciences about controlling every aspect of their children's lives until they get married and, maybe, move out of the home.

Like Wright, he says a lot of stupid things and Bush is as careful as Obama will be about associating himself too closely with the weirdo.  Unlike Wright, Dobson is secretive and shrewd and hides from the public, but loves to name-drop in his radio addresses, bragging about calling up Bush and straightening him out regularly about the Lord's will about this and that.  Why is this not a scandal?  Because it's not a hot story.  The Wright story won't be hot in a few months either, because Obama has clearly distanced himself from his former pastor.

As if Dobson isn't weird enough, we have Reverend John Hagee, who seems to believe that the U.S.'s main reason for existence is to supply Israel with military equipment, and a pulpit for his chubby son to practice on so he can inherit the family racket.  John McCain hasn't been asked to distance himself from this whacky supporter.  Why is Obama being savaged for a similar relationship with Wright?

As others have noticed, there is a peculiar kind of coordination going on in the conservative pundits community on this and other stories.  The story arrives through a blog or Youtube video or something, and then suddenly all of the conservative commentators, like a pack of jackals, dig into it and spin it the same way.  I doubt they actually call each other first-- it's more like they just keep tabs on the spin of the day and join in as appropriate, and this gives the marvelous effect of the story being much bigger and far more significant than it really is.  We saw that kind of spin during the Clinton impeachment, when, one after the other, they all suddenly seized on the idea that it was not the sex that was so impeachable, but the fact that he lied about it.  Well, if they all say it, it must be true. 

If you noticed that, you may also have noticed the coordinated approach to Hillary Clinton lately: she's great.  They love her.  They thought she was crass and brassy and nannyish, but now they can see that she really is a very astute, refined woman who might make a great president.  They are doing this because, as loyal Republicans, they want to be sure the Democrats put the best candidate forward in November.  Right.  Of course.

Very interesting.  Who would the Republicans really rather have running against McCain this fall?  I think conservatives think it's Hillary, and I'm not sure they're right.  But when Irving Kristol stoops to praise Senator Clinton, you may want to dust off those Willie Horton posters.  Is John McCain so lame that he would use his best weapon against Obama now?   Why haven't they gone after Clinton's murky financial status, or feminist ideology, or flip-flops on Iraq?  Because they didn't think about it yet?  Why are they even bothering to attack Obama when the primaries haven't even ended?

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Finally, Karl Rove is famous for a particular stratagem that has worked very well for failed Republican politicians: take your own greatest weakness, and accuse your opponent of having the same defect.  That way, when he gets around to pointing out your biggest deficiencies, it will sound like "no, you're a big fat liar".  The Republican responds: "I said it first!" 

So you go after Kerry's war record.   You accuse the Democrats of "partisanship" during the confirmation hearings for Supreme Court Justice nominees.  You claim they are trying to cheat the voters in Florida out of their votes.  You accuse them of mudslinging.

And so Bush, astoundingly, attacks and blames the Democrats for the recession his administration has steered us into.  Wow.  That's smart politics. 

This may be the year the voters stop buying it.  Maybe not.  We can hope.

In the meantime, as I mourn the transmogrification of John McCain into Bush Jr. Jr.,  and marvel at the delusional persistence of Hillary Clinton, I observe that this is the most ridiculous and ineffective election system in the Western World.  The whole thing should start in August of this year and end in November.  And even that is too long.

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