General McCaffrey
Pimps War
Sep 16, 2008
The New York Times recently published a lengthy piece on General Barry McCaffrey which should make the military-industrial complex unusually transparent to everyone. General McCaffrey is a regular "military expert" on NBC and other media outlets and tirelessly advocates for a larger military and more defense spending and is an enthusiast for the so-called War on Terror. What General McCaffrey does not tell his viewers or listeners or readers is that he is also an employee-- they call him a "consultant"-- of a company called Defense Solutions which makes a lot of money selling military equipment to the United States Government.
General McCaffrey wants your children to die so that Defense Solutions makes a good profit.
Now I am quite sure that General McCaffrey would never put things quite so bluntly for himself. He wants no one to die, of course. He only believes in wars of national defense, when absolutely necessary, after all other avenues of resolution have been completely exhausted. Then again, General McCaffrey also argues that just because he is paid $10,000 or more a month by a defense contractor doesn't mean he would ever recommend their products to the Pentagon unless he absolutely believed they were the best products on earth for the task required.
In other words-- those fools at Defense Solutions! They're wasting their money! They thought they were paying McCaffrey to get some kind of advantage when it comes to getting big fat Pentagon contracts! Ha ha! The joke is on you Defense Solutions-- you didn't get anything for your money that you wouldn't have gotten anyway!!
I'm sure that once they see General McCaffrey's comments, they will immediately cancel their wasteful contract with them.
And George Bush is going to go to work for Habitat for Humanity.
And the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny and Rudolph will all be there.