Rant of the Week

The Coming Bush Pardons

You undoubtedly remember vividly the apoplectic outrage of conservative commentators when Bill Clinton issued his list of pardons just before leaving office.  That outrage, of course, is reserved only for occasions on which the Democrats appear to be doing what the Republicans think the Democrats would do if they had the ethics of Republicans.

I might be wrong, but I believe we are about to see George Bush make Bill Clinton look like a piker when it comes to pardons.  I'll even stick my neck out and predict it:  George Bush is going to have to issue a large number of pardons...  for people who will not admit to having committed any crimes.

The problem is this: Barack Obama wins the election.  Do you think Obama will interpret the constitution to mean that the President of the United States can make torture legal by commanding his minions to torture?  

Maybe he will.  Or maybe he will feel the same way that most civilized western leaders have felt for 100 years: that the use of torture is repugnant to the fundamental principles of human rights.  Okay.  So what do all the torturers in the CIA do?  Quietly quit their jobs and move to Switzerland or Argentina?  Apologize?  I'm really, very, very sorry that I tortured you-- I had thought it was legal.   And resort to the standard "I was only following orders" defense?

I suspect that an understanding might be reached, that would see the federal government under the new administration not ask any embarrassing questions, provided that the violations of fundamental human rights comes to a quick stop.  But what if any of the victims are put on trial?  What if their lawyers challenge the validity of evidence obtained against their clients because it was adduced under torture?  Sticky wicket, isn't it?  What if they call in the FBI witnesses who objected to what they termed "rough treatment" of suspects by their colleagues in the CIA and Defense Department?

Bush is going to have perform that goofy voodoo thing wherein you forgive people for crimes you claim they haven't committed.  He tried to do a similar thing by getting Congress to grant immunity to corporations that he swears were merely obeying the law when they allowed the government to spy on individuals in the U.S. without warrants.    If they were obeying the law, why do they need immunity?  This kind of hypocritical bullshit should not be allowed to pass: why will anyone need a pardon if, as Bush says, everything they did was legal? 

Congress should make a simple demand-- it should insist that no one can be pardoned unless they have committed a crime.  So Mr. Bush may only pardon torturers if they admit they illegally tortured people.  And then we may turn to the President and impeach him in the hour before he leaves office. 

By golly-- George Bush really does understand the constitution.  He just willingly shits on it.

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