The Casino Economy

There are not many things in politics more depressing than the spectacle of elected governments trying to raise additional tax revenue through casinos and lotteries. Well, why not brothels? Why not? Why not legalize marijuana and tax it like cigarettes and monopolize distribution? What exactly is the obstacle to this idea? It sure as hell isn’t really a moral obstacle.

They all do it– Democrat and Republican, Conservative and Liberal, left and right, reactionary and radical: bring on the slot machines!. It’s a cheap tax, and the victims never complain. And no one quite cares very much about the lives destroyed by gambling addictions, or the simple trashiness of the spectacle: weary, worn out drudges in Depends, hoping that something, anything, will invest a moist moment with glamour or glitz.. Not when there’s glorious revenues to be had. Not when there are public buildings to be named after me. Not when there are pictures in the newspaper of me holding a giant check and the beaming faces of underprivileged children receiving their due.

Video Rip-Off Terminals

Video Ripoff Terminals

Should the government allow video lottery terminals? Should the government be in the gambling business?

No.

Well, maybe they should. I didn’t think so, but, hey, the arguments in favour are pretty persuasive. They say that people should have a choice. Maybe you think gambling is stupid, but, other people might not. If they want to gamble, what skin is it off your teeth?

Well then, what’s holding them back? Maybe nothing. Maybe they already have plans to set up brothels too. Why not? It’s about choice. If a woman decides to make money by selling her body, who are we to complain? And if a man chooses to pay for sex rather than earn it by marrying someone and giving them a house and car and large appliances, then who am I to stand in the way?

Of course, the difference is, when you pay a prostitute for sex, you generally get the sex. But gambling is founded upon a different principle, namely, that people are stupid. People are stupid enough to walk into a fabulous casino, see all the people and equipment and furnishings and security guards and entertainment, and come to the conclusion that this place has been losing a lot of money lately.