What is it with you people out there? A few years ago, it was Ouija Boards. Then it was Satanic Ritual Abuse. Then it was Backwards Masking. Then it was subliminal messages. Now it’s hackers.
I have a simple solution for the hacker problem. It is very, very simple. It is completely effective and feasible. My solution is this. If you are a big company who wants to do e-commerce over the internet and you are afraid of hackers—get off the internet! That’s it. Couldn’t be much simpler could it? You’re welcome.
To understand my solution, you have to understand one thing about the internet. To Amazon and eBay and Yahoo and all the other so-called high-tech start-ups: who asked you here? Who invited you? Who wants you? Get out. Go back to television where you belong.