Why Shirley Maclaine Should Stick to Acting: The Children’s Hour

Shirley MacLaine, in the documentary The Celluloid Closet, said that nobody on the set of The Children’s Hour discussed the ramifications of the issues regarding homosexuality that are implied, but never spoken about outright, in the film. She said, “none of us were really aware. We might have been forerunners, but we weren’t really, because we didn’t do the picture right. We were in the mindset of not understanding what we were basically doing. These days, there would be a tremendous outcry, as well there should be. Why would Martha break down and say, ‘Oh my god, what’s wrong with me, I’m so polluted, I’ve ruined you.’ She would fight! She would fight for her budding preference. And when you look at it, to have Martha play that scene – and no one questioned it – what that meant, or what the alternatives could have been underneath the dialog, it’s mind boggling. The profundity of this subject was not in the lexicon of our rehearsal period. Audrey and I never talked about this. Isn’t that amazing. Truly amazing.” (IMDB)

One can only suppose that if Maclaine were involved in a remake of “Huckleberry Finn”, she would re-imagine the 19th century as an era of enlightened, respectful attitudes towards race and lovable colorful ethnically diverse towns and villages. The word “nigger” would never appear. Why indeed does Martha break down and declare that there must be something wrong with her? Because it’s the 1950’s (or 40’s or 30’s, when the play was written by Lillian Hellman). Of course Martha would believe there was something wrong with her! That is precisely what was wrong with attitudes towards homosexuality back then. Martha, incubated in a culture of ruthless heterosexual orthodoxy, would have had no choice. It is only in the modern era that homosexuals, knowing that the courts and the larger public are on their side, see a viable path in standing up for their rights, and, indeed, assert a claim on the definition of marriage.

And Maclaine’s humanistic declarations aside, it would have been an artistic mistake to incorporate anachronistic attitudes into a play set in the 1930’s. The beauty of “The Children’s Hour”, the film, is it’s incisive observations about society and children and young women trying to establish themselves in the 1930’s. Incorporating modern attitudes about identity and self-actualization would have only served to allow casual viewers to pat themselves on the back for being on the correct side of this issue.


The character of Karen (Audrey Hepburn), in “The Children’s Hour” must rank up alongside Atticus Finch as one of the most admirable creatures of fiction ever created.

What does “anodyne” mean? Nice word. It means: “not likely to provoke dissent or offense”. That’s a very useful word.

Shirley MacLaine in “The Apartment”

Did Shirley MacLaine understand why her performance in “The Apartment” was so good?

I don’t know. How do you know what you look like to the people outside your own head? She radiates joy when she finally begins to realize that C.C. Baxter cares more about her than Sheldrake. But then, she radiated joy when Sheldrake paid attention to her too. She is believably unaware of what is readily apparent to the viewer: Sheldrake is using her– he’s never going to leave his wife, whereas C.C. is Jack Lemmon, for God’s sake.

The 1954 movie “Some Came Running” was based on a book by James Jones. At the end of the book. the hero, Dave Hirsh, is killed by a mobster trying to take down his former girlfriend, Ginnie.

Frank Sinatra, that literary genius, insisted that his character could not be killed at the end– no, no– it would be better if Ginnie was killed. Better yet– Ginnie is killed while trying to save Dave. She jumps in front of the bullets. Yeah, yeah, that’s it. He famously quipped– “Let the girl take the shot — it’ll probably win her an Oscar.”

It did.

Geez, Frank, did you ever win a Pulitzer? You should have. You had all of one idea, and it was a bad one, but it made the final cut. My question is: did they deduct money from James Jones’ check– why did they even need him? Give Frank a typewriter and have him write the entire movie– he can do it. He’s a  fucking literary genius.