Dune – Just Another Fascist Sci-Fi Pornographic Fantasy?
By “pornographic”, incidentally, I don’t mean sexually pornographic. I mean in the sense of distilling an artistic entity into it’s most obvious, banal, and debasing parts. I mean it in the same way that I would tell you that Disney is mostly pornographic: it is film that caters to banal fantasies and fetishes about heroism and suffering.
I have never read “Dune”. I tried but it bored me, very quickly. I generally despise banal fantasies. I might try again some day– certain people keep telling me it’s great– , but for now I’m going to build a personal synopsis using online resources. Yes, I know: that is inadequate. But before I commit to reading 900 pages of dreck, I want to know if there is anything worthwhile in there. I’m getting old. I don’t have that much time left to waste.
Synopsis of Dune:
First of all, we have an Emperor. Are science fiction writers congenitally incapable of imagining a universe without a royal family? (Well, P. K. Dick did, in “Blade Runner”). And if we have a royal family, we have a princess, in this case, Timothee Chalamet, (because I guess Leonardo Di Caprio and Andrew McCarthy and the princesses are getting too big now).
So we have House Atreides headed by Leto and the emperor Padishah. Emperor Shaddam IV orders Leto to rule the planet Arrakis (which is the putative Dune of the title). Arrakis is where you get LSD.
Leto has a concubine, a witch, with magical powers, like Peter Pan, Lady Jessica, who is an “acolyte” of the Bene Gesserit, a very, very mysterious group. So mysterious, we can’t tell you anything about it. Just wallow in the mystery, okay?
Oh, there’s too many characters, none of whom sound interesting yet. Lady Jessica bears Leto a son, Paul, who is so obviously a Christ figure that Frank Herbert can count on most reviewers not mentioning it for fear of appearing crass. Paul passes a test with higher marks than anyone else ever– he’s just so special. After all, he’s a princess. That’s why we have Timothy Chalamet. And less interesting now, because we know that this sequence is merely a device to keep us from thinking Paul wants to be the chosen one. The chosen one never wants to be the chosen one. He is always dragged, reluctantly, kicking and screaming, to his DESTINY. The same way princesses are always compelled to wear glorious dresses and jewelry and accept the worship of the masses of people who think that princesses should be worshipped.
So they move to Arrakeen– Leto, Jessica, Paul, and the indentured servants. Arrakeen is a “stronghold”– nice — on Arrakis.
And we have the bad guys, the Harkonnens. And the perfidious Suk doctor Wellington, who has mixed motives, and thus becomes more interesting than he was, but still, he BETRAYS our hero, Leto, and brings suffering to the real hero, the Christ figure, Paul.
The name… Paul? Seriously?
And what makes Paul utterly dull and lifeless: he acquires magical powers of by drinking the “Waters of Life” which are supposed to poison males (here we get all the suffering again, to prove that Paul is no greedy little parvenu, but a suffering, selfless, honest-to-god hero. Here the reader feels good about himself. He goes to sleep fantasizing he is Paul, and everyone loves him because he suffered for his power– he didn’t take it because he was a fucking, greedy little arrogant twerp, which is probably the truth. It is almost always the truth. Show me a ruler who actually sat back and waited for authority and power to be thrust upon him?
If you believe Hollywood movies, heroism is bestowed upon humble reluctant protagonists by accident or fate or whatever– anything except personal ego and ambition. Just the opposite, in fact, of Shakespeare.
So Paul is now dull: he prevails, when he prevails, not because he tries harder or is witty or clever or well-educated or has learned to lead– no, no, no– he has magic. It’s way easier and saves the novelist years of work. And now he really is the “messiah”, the Kwisatz Haderach, the fruit of the long-term Bene Gesserit breeding program.
Doesn’t that all just sound fascinating to you? No, not me either. We already have a bible, and Greek myths, and Star Wars (God spare us the ultimate mediocrity in sci-fi). We already have a film version of “Dune” by David Lynch that was so bad that he disowned it. And I suspect he disowned it not because the studio destroyed his film, as he insisted, but because he couldn’t believe how bad his own work was. The studio didn’t invent Sting’s costume, or Kyle MacLachlan’s incomprehensibly British accent or the voice-over of every character.
Why Dune? What is supposedly so original or powerful about it? Villeneuve made “Blade Runner 2049″ and “Arrival” both of which were, frankly, dumb. What can he do with the “Dune” franchise? (“Incendies“, on the other hand, was fine.)
Helen MacDonald interviewed director Villeneuve for the Times. I generally want to trust my sources here but she says this, as she is about to interview Villeneuve by Zoom:
When I held up my “Star Wars” mug to demonstrate my sci-fi credentials, his eyebrows rose high over his half-rim glasses, and he grinned.
Seriously?
You are trying to tell me that “Dune” is profound and complex and smart and original and brilliant, and yet you are a fan of the dumbest science fiction franchise in the known universe?
And you tell me Villeneuve “grinned” when you said that?
Let’s see if she can rebuild her credibility. No, she can’t. “Star Wars” was purposely conceived of as a “B” franchise, a dumb, childish, unsophisticated story of princesses and cute robots and lasers and space ships and rogues and almost nothing genuinely interesting about man or science or space. It is worse than uninteresting: it actually saps genuine curiosity and wonder from the viewer’s brain.
Helen MacDonald, author of the wonderful “H is for Hawk”, is clearly a fan-girl or maybe she’s hoping Villeneuve will take on one of her own books in the future: she is a major suck-up. She writes, “Timothée Chalamet described him as ‘one of the most beautiful souls.’ ” She blathers about how nice he was to her on the Zoom call.
Give it a rest, mom.
Kansas vs Manhattan
One of the most fascinating aspects of the whole story of Truman Capote’s “In Cold Blood” is the culture clash between the sophisticated, gay, cultured New Yorker and the “just plain folk” in Holcomb, Kansas, particularly when, as we discover, Capote invited some of his friends from Holcomb and its’ neighbor, Garden City, to New York, to one of his parties. Reportedly, they were not impressed by the sophisticated culture, but were more than happy to be able to return home with stories about meeting famous actors and princesses.
When Capote arrived in 1959 to write about the Clutter family murders, most people in Holcomb had no idea of who he was, though he was, by then, a very well-known writer. They didn’t much care for him at first, either, but he quickly began to ingratiate himself with the local police, including Alvin Dewey, an investigator with the Kansas Bureau of Investigations. His wife, whom Capote met in a supermarket, was the key: she did value literature and was dazzled by Capote’s connections.
Holcomb, Kansas might as well have been a different planet. Everyone went to church, everyone knew each other, everyone pitched in in a crisis, and everyone was white and heterosexual. Don’t sneer at Holcomb: for all the close-minded parochialism, small towns like Holcomb do have their upside. People took care of each other. They were actually reasonably tolerant of weirdness and non-conformity as long as it didn’t threaten the status quo too much (“It’s okay to be different; but not too different” as Woody Allen put it in “Bananas”). And who knows? Some day, a thousand years from now, people may look back at life in small towns in America and say to themselves, “you know, that was as good as it got for the human race. Comfort. Predictability. Prosperity.” And then someone may point out that that is only a superficial view of what life was really like in those small towns. There was bullying, and abuse, and alcoholism, and a steaming, suppressed, virulent hatred of outsiders. [See Thorton Wilder’s “Our Town” for a fascinating encapsulation of small town American life, in all of it’s facets.]
Some relatives of the Clutter family continue to resent the book, the movie, and Truman Capote. They have a familiar complaint: the book doesn’t accurately represent the wonderful Clutter family. The Clutter family was, by all accounts, wonderful indeed, but what they really mean is that the book doesn’t make them feel wonderful about the Clutters and awful about the killers. They resent the depiction of the killers, Richard Hickock and Perry Smith, as humans. They resent the sophisticated attitude towards crime, that the perpetrators have a story, that there might be things that happen in a person’s life that affect his character and behaviour, when we all know it is Satan alone who causes evil. The resent the implication that the Clutters had flaws and foibles.
They detailed what they called 45 mistakes in the book. If you analyze their list, like I did, you actually may come away with an even higher regard for the over-all accuracy of Capote’s book. (For example, he didn’t give enough credit to Mrs. Clutter’s love of cooking. And he noted that she was often “unwell”, based on comments from some people who knew her well, which the Clutter family contradict but don’t really undermine. And he mis-stated the exact size of the Clutter’s acerage.) Given what we know about Capote’s work habits at this time, I tend to believe Capote. He didn’t really care what you thought about the Clutters and had no reason to ignore what he heard. Nelle Harper Lee was with him and verified most of his information.
The story is fresh and relevant because that divide is probably bigger than ever. Many of the citizens of Holcomb did eventually at least come to respect the fact that Capote was a well-regarded writer.
Today, they would just call him “fake news”.
I Am a Tiffany Camera
The story is about a young writer, struggling to have his first literary breakthrough, moving into a rooming house in a big, sophisticated, complicated city, and meeting his kooky neighbor –a beautiful free-spirited young woman with multiple boyfriends and shady relationships with rich men whom she openly seeks to attach herself to (if she is unable to realize her delusional dream of becoming a famous actress or singer).
The crazy landlord provides comic relief. It’s written by a gay man who occasionally seduces some of his friend’s handsome courtiers.
Yes, we are talking about the Sally Bowles stories in “I Am a Camera” by Christopher Isherwood. Or wait– are we talking about “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”, the slim novella that made Truman Capote’s reputation?
The difference is this: Christopher Isherwood could not, of course, have had a copy of “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” in his suitcase when he arrived in Berlin; Truman Capote did have a copy of “I am a Camera” in his when he arrived in New York.
Narcissist Jami Attenberg
What’s particularly calculating about Attenberg describing her assault is that it brilliantly inoculates her from criticism. “Oh, you don’t like my book? Well, clearly, you stand on the side of toxic masculinity!” Hardly. But I have to wonder — in light of Alice Sebold identifying the wrong man who assaulted her — how much of this story was invented or embellished or even fact-checked by the people at Ecco. It’s easy enough to suss out who “Brendan” is. (It took me three minutes to find him on Google.) And since the dude is now dead, we have no way to corroborate the story. We also get a casual detail about a suicide attempt, but no effort by Attenberg to examine what led her to this state. Victimhood has become the currency of “memoirs” of this type. Victimhood is also the very quality that a narcissist flails about to anyone who will listen. From Here.
And the above is quoted.
And validation. Yes, the New York Times treats her account of the assault as validation.
“I Came All This Way to Meet You” is at its most affecting when Attenberg follows the darker thread of her own experience, sharing the story of an assault she endured from a classmate in her writing program. It’s not the revelation that makes this story so powerful; it’s Attenberg’s vituperation over how the university handled the assault, and how she is — and is not — valued as a writer, and how these two things are bound up together.
From Here.
What the New York Times forgot to say– or maybe the repetition police stepped in– is just how fucking courageous that makes her. So courageous. So amazingly courageous. Oh my god, that’s so courageous. How brave! Oh my.
It must be noted that the person Attenberg accuses of assaulting her is conveniently deceased and unable to counter her allegations.
We get more:
All of this rings painfully true; above all, Attenberg’s rage — the rage of the writer, especially the female writer, who’s suffered not just assaults but endless indignities and unfairnesses.
The problem always is, how do you know if the “assaults”, “indignities”, and “unfairnesses” were caused by sexism? How do you know if this treatment might have been deserved? Did you know that everybody occasionally suffers “indignities” and “unfairness”, even if they don’t all make themselves into martyrs. Maybe Attenberg was a self-aggrandizing narcissistic bitch? She was obviously– from her own testimony– a ruthlessly ambitious writer who might have been tempted to use people along the way.
Lonely Wooden Tower
The CBC discovers that Leonard Cohen used religious imagery in his songs.
Interesting.
I did a presentation on Leonard Cohen in grade 12 at Beacon Christian High School. I played several songs, including “Suzanne” and “Famous Blue Raincoat” and even “Diamonds in the Mine” and read some of his poems and some passages from “Beautiful Losers”, his novel. And one of my key points was this: we have been taught since we were little that to be “good” means denying the flesh and living a spiritual life of self-denial, and to shun sins of the flesh because it blinds us to the gospel truth. But “Suzanne” brings the two together, Jesus the sailor in his lonely wooden tower, and Suzanne with her tea and oranges, and the two belong together because they both address the same essential spiritual longing in the individual. They are not at war, but in harmony, because the longing for Suzanne is a response to the fact that we are all sailors, all “drowning”, and that’s how we see Christ on “his lonely wooden tower”. And we are made perfect not in self-denial but in desire.
Not sure I phrased it quite that elegantly in Grade 12 but I remember that I expected the teacher, John Vriend, to object to that part of my presentation and was surprised when he did not. He kind of nodded and thanked me (it wasn’t an assignment– I had offered to do it and Vriend, tacitly acknowledging that he knew very little about Cohen, except that he was a respected poet, accepted my offer).
I have never forgotten the strangeness of the ending of my presentation. At that time, nobody was listening to Cohen– nobody. I’m not sure what I expected– a round of applause? Disapproval? Argument? But it was very quiet. I had thought I might get some ridicule from my class-mates who were more into top-40 music, and some disapproval from the puritans, but it was just quiet, as if I was in a large cave and there was no echo. I wondered where the “hello” went.
Note: I’m more than happy to admit that my memories are never 100% accurate. That’s the best I can do about this particular moment. I am most certain about the quiet at the end because that is something have never not remembered about it.
Digestible Disney
In the original legend of “Robin Hood” the bad guys were greedy aristocrats; in Disney’s version, they are tax-collectors. In the book “Hunchback of Notre Dame”, Frollo is an arch-deacon, not Disney’s magistrate. And in real life, Rasputin was a monk; in Disney’s Anastasia, he weirdly becomes a warlock instead.
Disney loves making stories easier to digest.
I Am Offended
“The Future” is one of Leonard Cohen’s best songs. It is spell-binding, powerful, uncompromising. But even Cohen, apparently, grew frightened of his own lyrics.
Here’s the original second verse:
Give me crack and anal sex
Take the only tree that’s left
And stuff it up the hole in your culture
If you read reddit and browse through the occasional discussion of sexual preference and fetishes it appears that anal sex is not all that uncommon today. It probably never was. But a certain constituency out there would find it indelicate. Thus:
Here we go: Mr. Cohen on the CBC in 1993:
Give me speed and careless sex
Take the only tree…
Let’s note immediately that no one seem all that concerned about taking the “only tree that’s left” or with, later, “the white man dancing”– a strange phrase that suggests there is something not perverse about a black or latino man dancing.
It’s a powerful prophetic song that makes Cohen look like a genius in a certain light. Not because he is right– he isn’t– and not because he doesn’t offend: he does, wonderfully. But because he touches about the most sensitive impulses at the arc of our culture: violence and sex and religion– and tells us that they are off the rails.
I need to point out though that no prophecy of future chaos and disorder has ever been wrong. It is human nature to regard the diversity, conflict, violence, and destruction of every era as inevitable and the worst it has ever been. But, as thinkers like Hans Rosling have pointed out, you could make a strong argument for the case that humanity has actually never been in better condition than it is now. [There is an exception: there are strong arguments being made that Global Warming is now beyond the tipping point and real world-wide catastrophe looms.] There are few wars, less violence, more prosperity than we ever dreamed of 50 or 100 years ago.
Back to my point. It is more than a little tacky and tawdry and shabby –to use a word favored by Cohen himself– to play the uncompromising prophet and then compromise. Who asked him to remove “anal sex” and “crack”? Did he volunteer to do it? It would not surprise me because Cohen has gone soft in recent years, disappointingly attuned to his own mythology as it plays to his new constituency. Most of his current fans never listened to the original “Songs of Leonard Cohen” or read any of his books of poetry, or “Beautiful Losers”, the novel, or even “Favorite Game”.
They wouldn’t like the early Cohen, with this, for example:
The 15-year-old girls
I wanted when I was 15
I have them now
It is very pleasant
It is never too late
I advise you all
To become rich and famous….
So when Cohen sings “careless sex” to avoid offending his new fan base, I feel like the man whose incorrigible Uncle has suddenly married and joined a church. Oh, he used to be so much fun.
Salinger’s Letters
Joyce Maynard was a writing prodigy (or was she?), published while still a teenager. J. D. Salinger read one of her pieces and contacted her, with encouragement and praise. They corresponded. They met. He was 53, she was 18. They became lovers. Eventually, the relationship ended. Joyce Maynard, repeatedly identified as a lover of J. D. Salinger’s, continued to get published, regularly. I have never read any of her books, though I saw the movie “To Die For”, based on her book, which was very smart and interesting. If you are a serious writer, you could not be more blessed than to have your novel filmed by Gus Van Sant.
In 1998, Joyce Maynard published a book detailing her relationship with J. D. Salinger, thus launching two scandals. The first, that she revealed and exploited her past relationship with a writer who very clearly valued his personal privacy. The second is that the famous writer J. D. Salinger had a marked preference for young, pretty, smart women. Maynard didn’t say so, but it is apparent that one of those young, pretty, smart women was Joyce Maynard who replaced a previous lover, and who was, in turn, replaced by another.
Okay, Joyce Maynard didn’t think that “smart” mattered so much as the youthfulness of these women– except for her. That would not play into her narrative. She wants you to know that J.D. rejected her mind for someone with a more attractive body.
I’m not sure what she thought he should have preferred, if not young, smart, attractive women.
Older women with cooking skills? Older smart women with more wisdom?
And I’m not sure why she might think he should prefer them. Because they deserved to be recognized for their intellect? More so than the younger women deserved to be recognized for their youth or beauty?
The documentary “Salinger” (2013) alluded to his attraction to women whose personalities were yet unformed. A good hard-core feminist would describe it as something else, as vulnerability, I guess, as if these women didn’t intend that their physical attractiveness would attract men who offered something pleasing to them in return: attention. Maybe flattery. Time and money? Possible literary success– a leg up in the cut-throat world of publishing?
The deal used to be this: if you wanted to use the media to gain fame and importance so you could sell more books or disks or movies, or yourself as a politician, then you were tacitly agreeing to the intrusion of the media into your private life, and if they discovered something salacious, tough beans.
If, on the other hand, you chose to keep your privacy, avoid the media, grant no interviews, stage no photo-ops, with or without your children, and so on, the main stream media would or should generally leave you alone.
Joyce Maynard had to portray herself as the “wronged woman”, because otherwise her attempts to sell her correspondence with Salinger to the highest bidder would have been revealed for precisely the repulsive, narcissistic, contemptible act that it was.
In 2010, Maynard adopted two Ethiopian girls. A year later, she decided that she could no longer care for them and sent them to live with a family in Wyoming. Then she announced that she needed her privacy (!) and removed all references to them from her website. I repeat– demanding that people respect her privacy… Yes. Respecting privacy is a good thing.
I doubt that any serious Salinger fans are even touched by the “scandal”, and they should not be. Does Joyce Maynard still demand the respect of writers and critics and people with good taste? She has tried her hardest to cast her exclusion from Salinger’s life in as favorable a light as possible, but the truth of it is far simpler: she is a relatively mediocre mind who, in the context of Salinger’s definitive desire for privacy, rationalized a vicious act of betrayal with “I needed the money to send my kids to college.”
The “Prodigy”
As is well known, software guru Peter Norton purchased the Maynard-Salinger letters and returned them to Salinger, unexamined.
Salinger, who never used a computer, died January 27, 2010, one of the very, very few uncompromisers in a world full of the blah blah blah of wasted, diffuse, or sold-out, dishonest lives.
We are told that Joyce Maynard was published while still a teenager because she was a prodigy.
I believe it, I think.
But I will note that a few years ago I started inquiring into how people got published the first time. The myth is that a piece is submitted and it impresses the editors and is accepted, edited, and published. The truth is that someone generally knows someone.
So I’m not sure about Joyce Maynard.
Okay. I checked. Her mother was a published writer and journalist; and her father was a painter and English professor. So, someone possibly– maybe probably– knew someone.
Scratch the prodigy part.