Dick Cheney’s Monkey Business

`This is the highlight of my trip, and I can’t think of a better way to spend this day,” Cheney told sailors Friday after watching jets roar off on bombing runs to Afghanistan.

The vice president was spotted Sunday carrying a Vietnam War novel, “Once an Eagle,” which an aide said was a favorite he was rereading. The book’s cover bore a blurb from U.S. Gulf war commander General Norman Schwarzkopf calling it “a classic novel of war and warriors.”

I keep thinking of Lon Chaney, playing the Wolfman. Why do Republicans always pick such ridiculous vice-presidents? From Nixon to Agnew to Ford to Quayle to Bush to Cheney– they are a regular gaggle of cold war gumshoes or bumbling functionaries.

What’s scary is that three of the four previous Republican vice-presidents (Ford, Bush, Nixon) went on to become president.

 

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